You may be asking yourself, "Why should I listen to a random guy who I don't even know as to what books I should read?" Good question. (If you asked my wife, she would probably say you shouldn't. She stopped listening to me a long time ago, but I digress.) Anyway, here's the answer, because I'm just like you. I've been married for just short of an eternity. I have a couple of kids, a job, and a bunch of bills. I love sports, booze, swearing, hanging out with the fellas, and reading. I read a lot. I read at lunch, I read on the throne, I read every night in bed before drifting off to a fitful sleep (Why am I reading as opposed to doing something a little bit more cardio intensive in bed before going to sleep? See above.) Anyway, I've been building my library for a few years now and have over 270 volumes in it. I'll be posting a couple of reviews a week (in theory). I'll start with some of my favorites from the past and add new books as I finish them. Read the reviews, buy the books, and enjoy!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Burning Land: A Novel (Saxon Tales) by Bernard Cornwell

The Burning Land is told in the first person by a bad ass Viking who was fighting for an English lord. While the author does use a healthy dose of letters that don't exist in our language along with names that you can't pronounce, he writes the piece in current English, which is a bonus, because if he wrote it in 9th century English we wouldn't be able to read any of it.

Our hero, Lord Uhtred, kicks ass and takes names throughout the ancient English countryside in a series of bloody, gore strewn battles. There is a little sex, a sadistic villainess, a sprinkling of profanity, and a bunch of pain in the butt monks and priests thrown in for good measure. All of this makes for a very entertaining look at the life of an early European warlord.

I found my thoughts turning to how filthy and foul smelling the combatants would have to have been back then during the battle sequences and what unkempt, furry messes the women must have been during the sex scenes. Yes, it did take away a little from my enjoyment of the work (which, of course, is no fault of the author's) but as long as I kept those thoughts at bay, this was a thoroughly satisfying read. I give it a long sword up the arse of a filthy, heathen Dane (our hero would approve). Enjoy....

Nats