You may be asking yourself, "Why should I listen to a random guy who I don't even know as to what books I should read?" Good question. (If you asked my wife, she would probably say you shouldn't. She stopped listening to me a long time ago, but I digress.) Anyway, here's the answer, because I'm just like you. I've been married for just short of an eternity. I have a couple of kids, a job, and a bunch of bills. I love sports, booze, swearing, hanging out with the fellas, and reading. I read a lot. I read at lunch, I read on the throne, I read every night in bed before drifting off to a fitful sleep (Why am I reading as opposed to doing something a little bit more cardio intensive in bed before going to sleep? See above.) Anyway, I've been building my library for a few years now and have over 270 volumes in it. I'll be posting a couple of reviews a week (in theory). I'll start with some of my favorites from the past and add new books as I finish them. Read the reviews, buy the books, and enjoy!

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Unholy Night by Seth Grahame-Smith

After his Lincoln vampire hunter book (see below), I thought our boy Seth may be a bit insane.  Clinically so.  Great read, but WOW, he's out there.  Then I read this and thought, 'damn, this guy is a genius!'(unlike yours truly, but I digress).  Unholy Night is absolutely brilliant.  The interweaving of historically accurate (I assume) characters with completely fictional events and personalities was amazing.  It is an edge of your seat thriller with multiple plot twists and enough blood and guts to make you appropriately uncomfortable.  It was really a 'can't put it down' kind of read.

Now, one very important topic to discuss.  If you are a devout Christian (Nats is a follower of the Jewish carpenter himself) please read this book with an open mind.  Don't allow yourself to get all butt hurt about the creative license SGS is taking (and he takes a lot!).  Allow yourself to suspend your disbelief and you have a good chance of really enjoying a wildly entertaining book.  Take it too literally, and all you are going to do is get mad, make an ass of yourself, and contribute to the negative stereotype that believers frequently have to suffer from because of religious zealots like you.  So just chill and enjoy.  Thus endeth the sermon on the chair in my living room.

-Nats